Increase your life span

This information cames from the New England Journal of Medicine and brings great news for girl watchers: Medical experts have discovered that ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

If you don't belive this, check it on New England Journal or read this article on the Weekly World News.

Since i care about my readers and i want to increase their life span, i will post a nice picture here.



PS: Don't forget to check daily this foto in order to cut the risk of stroke and heart attack in half, and in order to extend your life four to five years.

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Fishing tutorial

Primeiro e antes de tudo mais, gostaria de agradecer ao meu mestre Ricardo Dias pelos seus dois ou três conselhos que me ajudaram em muito nesta minha carreira de pescador.
Foi através deles que consegui pescar o maior peixe da minha vida. Sem exagerar o peixe media à vontade 3-4 centímetros. Se ele não me diz: “puxa que já apanhas-te um”, ainda hoje lá estava à espera.

Contudo com o tempo as coisas mudaram. Depois de ter dedicado muito do meu tempo à psicologia peixil (Sim eu sei, a palavra não existe! Mas confesso que a acho bem fixe), hoje decidi partilhar alguns segredos que nem em livros de pesca se encontram. Se ainda está a ler, fique desde já a saber, que ao seguir os conselhos que irei apresentar, vai-se tornar num dos melhores pescadores a nível mundial.

Primeiro existem duas coisas essenciais que qualquer pescador deve saber. A primeira, é que só existe dois tipos de peixe: os grandes e os pequenos. No momento em que um peixe atinge o tamanho médio, é imediatamente devorado pelos grandes. Se eles (que momentaneamente tem tamanho médio) se alimentassem dos menores, então os menores nunca atingiriam momentaneamente o tamanho médio, o que levava a um absurdo. Assim sendo um peixe ou é grande ou é pequeno, e se ouvirem alguém a dizer: “pesquei um peixe mas não era nem pequeno nem grande” ou “era médio” agora já sabem: bah, está a mentir.

Na imagem que se segue, é possível observar (e de um modo irónico) porque os peixes pequenos nunca são comidos.


Agora que já sabem quantos tipos de peixe existem, já é mais fácil elaborar tácticas de pesca especificas. Não perca a atenção nesta parte, e sugiro inclusive que leia duas vezes para que não lhe escape nada.
O processo de pesca para cada um deste tipo de peixes é diferente. Para os grandes e velhos siga o resumo de 1000 palavras apresentado pela imagem seguinte.


Por motivos de copyright não foi possível apresentar a capa do livro na imagem, contudo fique a saber que diversos estudos provaram que o uso de revistas de alta qualidade como a Playfish tem apresentado excelentes resultados.

Caso queira apanhar peixes pequenos, simplesmente prenda uma nota. Tenha sempre em atenção que eles não tem qualquer motivação por moedas pretas.

Para terminar este valioso tuturial de pesca avancado quero referir duas coisas essenciais.

1. Se não gosta de ir a pesca mas prefere sempre ser comido, então vá dar comer aos peixes. de qualquer maneira alguem tem que alimentar os pequenos.


2. Se até gosta de ir a pesca, mas partiu a cana da ultima vez, porque na tinha lido este tutorial pode ser passar o tempo a jogar o seguinte puzzle


Deve-se estar a perguntar: mas como é que apareceram os peixes grandes, se os médios são sempre comidos. Bem ... como exercício descubra primeiro que o que apareceu primeiro: o ovo ou a galinha.

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Silly questions

In the future when your children ask you silly questions such as “Why do I have to learn this stuff?”, do what any self-respecting parent should do…




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Bruno Simões

Who I Am ?

I am just a name, which can be written in several ways. A name that can be long or of difficult pronunciation.
I am just a simple identification number, which changes according to some context.
I am a color picture composed by three primary colors.
I am the representation of my own actions, which are also the product of several societies from where I am member.
I am the one writing on this blog without knowing why.
I love to do the rain dance - go outside, run in an oval and scream in a different language: thunder, lightning, rain.
Eventually, I am just a lost soul fulfilled with fire, flying over the wind and waiting the opportunity to jump into the ground in order to be free.
This is who I am.


What I Am ?

I consider myself a member of the species Homo Sapiens and a culmination of millions of years of evolution, adaptation and survival. Besides that, I can also describe myself as a temporary collection of assorted atoms that have been re-cycled from other objects. Therefore, I will not disappear from the universe with my inevitable demise.

Since atoms are so small, and the human body is made up of such a vast number of them (20 million hydrogen atoms to make a line 1 millimeter long), it is very likely, for example, that some of the atoms incorporated into my body, possibly as many as a billion, once were part of Plato, or Aristotle, or Julius Caesar.
Now you know why I'm smartest when it comes to social intelligence.

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Welcome

    Speech is civilization itself.
    The word, even the most
    contradictory word, preserves contact --
    it is silence which isolates.

                            THOMAS MANN, Magic Mountain

Hello everybody. Welcome to my official blog, entitled "Bruno the Great".
I had two other blogs but as you may know, strange things can happen at any moment. For that reason they do not exist anymore. On my opinion they were kidnapped by four aliens in order to conduct some studies or experiments [ I hope they catch some green virus! ].
As is well known, first impressions are always very important. For that reason, I will tell you what you need to know about this new blog:

• Things will happen for free.
• They (Things happening for free) may expose irrational theories. Sometimes even contradictory ones.
• Sometimes they are difficult to understand. If you have no idea about what i'm writing, don't worry drink a bear and read again (if you insist, everything will became clear).
• In this blog everything will be encrypted using PSSAMAS2FM (Philosophic Syndrome for Senseless and Alienated Minds ...). If you never heard about it, don't worry. You can still be a geek. If you want to suggest a new name please feel free to not do it.
• Expressions such as "hey dude, you want some weed?" can be common.
• Hippies are welcome on Fridays.

Some further helpful suggestions:

• If you don't like Beatles please read this blog from the right-to-left (RTL). If you can't read any word, try from the left-to-right (LTR).
• Octopus is against this blog!
• Truth is relative. So take that in account if you find some fake stories.

Well, i think everything is quite clear now. For sure nobody will have a question. Anyway, please feel free to leave a comment at any time.

Regards, Bruno

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