Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Welcome



    Speech is civilization itself.
    The word, even the most
    contradictory word, preserves contact --
    it is silence which isolates.


                            THOMAS MANN, Magic Mountain

Hello everybody. Welcome to my official blog, entitled "Bruno the Great".
I had two other blogs but as you may know, strange things can happen at any moment. For that reason they do not exist anymore. On my opinion they were kidnapped by four aliens in order to conduct some studies or experiments [ I hope they catch some green virus! ].
As is well known, first impressions are always very important. For that reason, I will tell you what you need to know about this new blog:
  • Things will happen for free.
  • They (Things happening for free) may expose irrational theories. Sometimes even contradictory ones.
  • Sometimes they are difficult to understand. If you have no idea about what i'm writing, don't worry drink a bear and read again (if you insist, everything will became clear).
  • In this blog everything will be encrypted using PSSAMAS2FM (Philosophic Syndrome for Senseless and Alienated Minds ...). If you never heard about it, don't worry. You can still be a geek. If you want to suggest a new name please feel free to not do it.
  • Expressions such as "hey dude, you want some weed?" can be common.
  • Hippies are welcome on Fridays.

Some further helpful suggestions:
  • If you don't like Beatles please read this blog from the right-to-left (RTL). If you can't read any word, try from the left-to-right (LTR).
  • Octopus is against this blog!
  • Truth is relative. So take that in account if you find some fake stories.

Well, i think everything is quite clear now. For sure nobody will have a question. Anyway, please feel free to leave a comment at any time.

Regards, Bruno


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